當(dāng)自己鬧出笑話時(shí)，我們總會(huì)感覺(jué)尷尬。但聽(tīng)人家講笑話，卻會(huì)覺(jué)得特別開(kāi)心。為什么這么多人喜歡聽(tīng)笑話呢？其實(shí)，聽(tīng)話笑會(huì)有很多好處的。比如我們常說(shuō)的“笑一笑 十年少”是其原因之一，當(dāng)然，除此之外，笑話給人帶來(lái)的開(kāi)心與快樂(lè)，能幫助我們減輕工作、學(xué)習(xí)與生活的壓力。
笑話有成人笑話，也有兒童笑話。媽媽育兒網(wǎng)小編今天整理了一些超級(jí)搞笑的兒童英語(yǔ)笑話，不管你是兒童還是成人，相信都能被其中的語(yǔ)言對(duì)話給笑抽。
The New Teacher 新老師
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？” 媽媽問(wèn)。
“媽媽?zhuān)也幌矚g，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。”
If I am a Manager 如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.
一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理為題寫(xiě)一篇作文。
所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫(xiě)了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫(xiě)。
我在等我的秘書(shū)。那孩子答道。
Big hands 大手
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands.
老師：如果我左手上有7個(gè)桔子，右手上有8個(gè)桔子。那么我有什么？
學(xué)生：大手。
一場(chǎng)特殊的足球比賽
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
麥克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因?yàn)槲以趬?mèng)里觀看了一場(chǎng)球賽。”
“為什么它會(huì)讓你遲到呢？”老師問(wèn)道。
“因?yàn)檫@兩個(gè)隊(duì)都沒(méi)有能力獲勝，所以就持續(xù)的時(shí)間長(zhǎng)了。”麥克回答說(shuō)。
All Right 沒(méi)關(guān)系
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn.
I guess it's all right, my daughter replied, The police car behind us did the same thing.
我趕著開(kāi)車(chē)將11歲的女兒送到學(xué)校去，在紅燈處右拐了，而那是不允許的(譯注:在一些國(guó)家如英國(guó),其交通規(guī)則是車(chē)輛左行的,與我國(guó)相反)。啊噢，意識(shí)到犯了錯(cuò)誤，我說(shuō)。我剛才拐彎是違章的。
我想那沒(méi)關(guān)系的，女兒回答說(shuō)：我們后面的警車(chē)也同樣拐了彎。
